in fatties we trust

deverse:

not now mom im trying to think of a funny text post

(via sniffing)

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2221
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7 hours ago

president-abraham-lincoln:

Strange how lonely one can get in a house full of folks. Have all of my predecessors of this house felt this way at some point?

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7 hours ago

phukers:

This man overheard my friend and I talking about money and….

(via madmuke)

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85380
Posted
20 hours ago

tortillah:

when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback

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(via dutchster)

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201932
Posted
20 hours ago

psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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833597
Posted
20 hours ago

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

(Source: plazm, via yves-satan-laurent)

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497153
Posted
20 hours ago

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

imageWHAT

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(via persqueeter)

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877764
Posted
20 hours ago

french:

me walking in school:

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me walking out of school:

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(via joshpeck)

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94627
Posted
20 hours ago

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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(via obsessed-with-youtube)

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19317
Posted
20 hours ago
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